I wound up eating a slice of PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY cheesecake($5) for lunch. Oh, Lynn, you make the best cheesecake ever. It was perfect. A layer of peanutty goodness hid beneath the jelly. I couldn’t even finish it all.
Do not resist the call of the cheesecakey goodness. Go forth to Cheesecake Machismo. Disregard the $300 you’ve spent in dental bills this month and bite into it.
Now I need another slice. Who wants to split one with me?